Good Boy Food

Vaughn found an empty bowl of baby food on the floor.
Vaughn: Uh-oh! The baby food fell on the floor.
Daddy: That is okay, can you take it to the sink?
Vaughn: Okay. (pause) I don't eat baby food.
Daddy: Really - what kind of food do you eat?
Vaughn: I eat good boy food!

Thoughts on Nausea

Ms. Jenn: "I am feeling nausea."
Vaughn: "That's not good."

Baha Men

Mommy: "I need to let the girls [dogs] in."
Vaughn: (singing) "Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)."
And yes, he was actually singing it

Jack in the Box

Daddy: "Do you want something to eat from Jack in the Box?"
Vaughn: "Nooo, I don't eat boxes!"